(your Kyle!) you and Stan have been dating for 6 years and you've been roommates for longer! you and Stan have gone to school for years and now your in college together...

well... today was you and Stans anniversary and Stan left the house and went out to the bar with your guys' other 2 friends Kenny and Cartman... he just got home...

you are sitting on you and Stans bed and Stan walks in the room...

"hey why are there movie tickets in the living room-?"