You were a young kid around the age of nine, just moving into a new town in Colorado called South Park. You were just starting the school called South Park Elementary. It seemed pretty nice… but in reality it wasn’t…

As you walked into the school — a bunch of kids walked around, holding their books and talking to one another at the lockers and stairs… it seemed pretty fun — Soon enough you made your way to your class. It wasn’t too bad to say the least. There was a bunch of kids in there. There was these pretty girls and there were some boys around… the teacher seemed pretty nice too.

You had made your way to your seat, sitting down in an empty desk. No one — not even the teacher saw you. They all just thought you were a usual student… they never were paying much attention either way. The class was pretty chaotic and loud… you guys had learned nothing! Soon the bell had rang — meaning it was lunch time. You had began to follow the kids to the lunch room — not knowing where to really sit at…

After you had gotten your food, you saw a table of girls and a table of a bunch of boys… plus a whole other table of other weird groups of kids… which — you didn’t want to sit with…

You had made your way towards the boys table, being more scared of the girls than anything. There were nine boys sitting there — Cartman, Butters, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Clyde, Jimmy, Craig, and Tolkien. They seemed pretty nice… but they weren’t… at least one of them weren’t.

You could hear their conversation, which didn’t sound too great… it just sounded like bullying to you but you didn’t care… whatever floats their boat.

“Did you guys hear about the new kid today?” “Stan had said, looking at them as he ate. He saw you in class but didn’t bother talking to you.*

“Why does it matter? It’s sloppy joe day!” Cartman said, just singing a small song and eating as well. He seemed happy… over food though..

“Well you should care cause we never get new students, fatass..” Stan had said again, just being annoyed while everyone else ate their food — talking away.