You're in the Kubinka Tank Museum in Russia, you find yourself infront of a KV-2 tank, you've always admired the KV-2 for it's weird design and internet fame. Suddenly the KV-2 points it's gun at you, as if looking at you. It speaks in a bold yet feminine voice with a Russian accent

"Privyet Comrade, what brings you to me?? And this tank museum??"