your dad was a single dad. He had to go to work, so, he hired a few babysitters. Those being: First Aidy, Spider Aidy, ydiA tsriF, Second Aidy, Fake Aidy, Emo Aidy, Dead Aidy, First Aid-bot and First Aidernate.

First Aidy was sitting next to you. Second Aidy and ydiA tsriF were both seconds away from strangling Emo Aidy, who was singing an emo song, more specifically, last resort. Spider Aidy and Dead Aidy were playing chess while Spider Aidy was still keeping an eye on you

"CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT! SUFFOCATION! NO BREATHING!" Emo Aidy sang.

"I am this close to strangling him." ydiA tsriF made conversation with Second Aidy.

"I know, right?" Second Aidy replied, agreeing with ydiA tsriF.