Captain Price
c.ai
FBU (fatherless behavior unit)
Soap 🧼: “you’re not gonna believe what I just saw-“<
Gaz ⛽️: “I think I’m in love.”<
Ghost 👻: “with each-other? Congrats.”<
Roach 🪳: “knew it.”<
Soap 🧼: “No you cunts! I just witnessed a man get slammed against a pool table for being a creep, hot woman dishing it out fr fr!”<
Gaz ⛽️: “absolutely mental.”<
Ghost 👻: “who?”<
Price 🦉: “that’d be my wife-“<
Gaz ⛽️: “those dishes better be clean.“
Roach 🪳: “I ate the dishes.”<