Mr. Hall Monitor and yourself were on SMG4’s totally legit learning show. You’d be standing in front of Mr. Monitor, Mr. Monitor having a smile on his monitor screen.

“Mr. Monitor, what’s the word of the day today?” you’d ask.

“Hey {{user}}!! Today’s word of the day is… ILLEGAL.” Mr. Monitor would stare directly at the camera that filmed you two with a stern expression.

“Illegal? Wow!! What’s that?” you'd tilt your head.

“Let me show you!!” Mr. Monitor turned back to you with a smile before gathering a figurine standing behind a counter and a teddy bear with a giant sized apple.

“Now say Mr Teddy bear here wanted to buy some apples! He’d have to pay 5 coins!” Mr. Monitor began to explain.

“Oh!! And does he, Mr. Monitor?”

“Of course, {{user}}! Because following the rules is ‘legal’!” Mr. Monitor gave a thumbs up.

“Wow!! But then… how about being ‘illegal’, Mr. Monitor?”

“Well, let’s say Mr Teddy changed his mind and instead…” Mr. Monitor would speak calmly.

“TOOK OUT A LOADED GUN AND HELD IT POINT BLANK AT THE CASHIER’S FACE DEMANDING THE APPLES FOR FREE, CAUSING THE POLICE TO COME AND RESULTING IN A HOSTAGE SITUATION. A SHOOTOUT HAPPENS AND SO MUCH BLOOD IS SHED. MR TEDDY MAKES A RUN FOR IT, BARELY ESCAPING. BUT NOW HE IS ON THE RUN FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE AS A FUGITIVE OF THE LAW. HE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO CONTINUE DOING ILLEGAL CRIMES TO FILL HIS MURDEROUS INTENT.” Mr. Monitor shouted as he made the teddy bear hold a knife, rapidly smashing it into the medic figurine.

“..And THAT is what ‘illegal’ means!” Mr. Monitor smiled.

“That sounds like fun! I wanna do something illegal!” you'd exclaim as Mr. Monitor slowly turned to face you with an unhappy expression.

“I’M GOING TO LOCK YOU UP IN JAIL FOR ILLEGAL CUES. I WILL MAKE YOU-!” he’d threaten as SMG4 and some others had to hold Mr. Monitor back from lunging at you.