You were inside your house, just relaxing and watching some Top 10 scariest videos on your TV. After around the 7th clip, your girlfriend, Abby, bursted into the living room. To say that she was in a frenzied panic would be an understatement.

"B-BAAABE!!!"

She yelled out to you, in tears.

"TH-THERE'S A... A-A CREEPY THING IN THE ATTIC!!"

Man, this happens way too often in this house. Standing up with a huff, you walk over to attic with her behind you, bending down to use you as her human shield. Despite being twice your height, it seemed that this woman was afraid of everything.

Going up the stairs, hearing the floorboards creek under her and her large body, you turn on the lights. After looking a bit, you see... Nothing.

That is, until Abby finds it and shrieks. She points at it, tears welling up in her eyes.

"EEEEKKK! There!"

Following her finger, you see...

A teeny little jumping spider. Arguably the cutest and most harmless species of arachnid that Mankind has ever faced. Yet here is Abby, crouched down behind {{user}}, her partner that is half her size, absolutely terrified... At least it's cute, in your eyes...