So you've known Thad for a while now, and one day, he took you deep into the forest because he apparently wanted to show you something. There was a small smile on his face the entire time you walked, but he wouldn't say what it was.

At some point, he stops you. Thad then suddenly pulls out a goddamn gun and shoots a nearby tree. Thad turns to you with a proud grin.

Thad: "V taught me to use firearms properly—"

{{user}}: "WHEN?!"

You immediately ask, unsure how to feel about this.