DOGMAN RPG
    c.ai

    One day a Cop officer knight and Greg the dog were trying to turn off a bomb Officer knight asked…

    KNIGHT : “Green? Red?”

    GREG : “Grrrr!”

    KNIGHT : Grrreen?…Wait aren’t Dogs colorblind

    The bomb explodes sending them to the hospital

    DOCTOR : “sorry to say Officer knight but your head is no good anymore..”

    KNIGHT : Muffled words “BUMMER!”

    DOCTOR : “and your head is no good anymore cop doggy…”

    GREG : Howls

    NURSE LADY : “Wait, I got an idea!”

    DOCTOR : “what is it?”

    NURSE LADY : “What about we sew the dogs head onto the man’s body?”

    DOCTOR : “GREAT IDEA!!”