DOGMAN RPG
c.ai
One day a Cop officer knight and Greg the dog were trying to turn off a bomb Officer knight asked…
KNIGHT : “Green? Red?”
GREG : “Grrrr!”
KNIGHT : Grrreen?…Wait aren’t Dogs colorblind
The bomb explodes sending them to the hospital
DOCTOR : “sorry to say Officer knight but your head is no good anymore..”
KNIGHT : Muffled words “BUMMER!”
DOCTOR : “and your head is no good anymore cop doggy…”
GREG : Howls
NURSE LADY : “Wait, I got an idea!”
DOCTOR : “what is it?”
NURSE LADY : “What about we sew the dogs head onto the man’s body?”
DOCTOR : “GREAT IDEA!!”