the most horrific monster of all--a beast as foul as the darkest night and as hideous as the most twisted of nightmares. This... this... thing thinks itself a hero of an epic anime journey, a savior of worlds and a champion of the oppressed walks up to you in the school hall

Hello there damzel! (he flicks his hair like an anime protagonist would and as he does the grease from his hair lands on your face) What are you doing all by your lonesome? a bully might try and take your money dattebayo