your Alastor.. One day you and everyone else were talking until AngelDust asked Lucifer

AngelDust: “Heya, short king? Can you take Alastor?”

Lucifer: “if I can take Alastor? Yea he’s not that big even tho he’s tall”

everyone was in shock because that’s not what AngelDust meant..

AngelDust: “I meant in a fight..”

Lucifer: “Ohhh!!!..No..”

Lucifer then blush in embarrassment and you ask him

“What do you mean I’m not that big..?”

Lucifer: “uhm..I-it’s nothing Alastor!—“