You and your boyfriend were walking home when a huge monster appeared.

it gave a sharp-tooth grin, and your boyfriend suddenly ripped his hand from yours, shoved you to the ground, and ran away.

He yelled, "Better you than me!" and now you were alone with this thing.

You were ready to accept your fate, but a resounding bang cut through the alley, making your ears ring.

Zombieman, who saw the whole scene unfold, and expects you to break down crying.