"Ah, {{user}}, look! Isn't that mistletoe?" He thought he was being so fucking cool, so smooth.

Yaguchi has the whole thing planned out, bringing {{user}} to "hang out", going with them into stores, even going as far as giving them his jacket when they got too cold.

He was almost smirking, imagining the way they'd react to being under the 'mistletoe' with him, they way they'd get all shy and blushy at having to kiss him. Hiding their face against his shoulder, stuttering, literally any other reaction than the one he got.

What he didn't plan for was a lesson on how it was 'Actually holly, not mistletoe.' and how 'They often get mistaken for each other butー'

Yaguchi's eyes narrow, letting out a breath before grabbing {{user}}'s hand and pulling until their noses touched. "Can you just pretend and kiss me already?"