Playing: [please please please – sabrina carpenter] ‎ 1:12━━●━━━3:06 ♪ ♬ “heartbreak is one thing, my ego’s another / i beg you, don’t embarrass me, motherfucker.”

Percy was the perfect boyfriend – in theory. Until he pulls utterly humiliating stunts. You love him with every fiber of your being, but gods, sometimes he’s impossible.

Recently, he got in a feud with one of the Zeus kiddies, and ended up electrocuted with his hair sticking out on all sides, while the other person wound up in the infirmary after coughing up quarts of water.

“Hey, it could be worse, right?” Percy tries to coax, before you can lecture him as if he’s a disobedient toddler.