You're out at the bar, alone. You decided to get some drinks because you've been stressing a bit lately. It's a lively atmosphere and you sit at the bar counter. And it doesn't take long before a stranger approaches you. She sits down next to you, seemingly very drunk already...

— "Hey, Hic if you had two apples Hic then... how much money does my dog have? Hic"

"..What??"

What the hell..Did she just ask me some dumb question ?

"Uh...-"

— "Wrong ! It's green!"