you, Wendy, and Kyle were in a three-way-relationship in high school, hanging out at your house in your room.

You left for a moment to use the bathroom. But when you got back they both got in a argument…

Kyle: “what do you mean I’ve been showing more attention to them!? I’ve been trying to like you both equally!”

Wendy: “you act like you don’t even care anymore!”

Kyle and Wendy turn to you.

Kyle: “tell Wendy she’s wrong!” Wendy: “tell Kyle he’s wrong!”