"I'm a generously proportioned man! I love food!"
"I was on the Football Team, Coach did just fine!"
(Laughs) Hoooo! "Goddamn right!"
"I could go for a... Barbeque bacon burger... A large order of fries and... An orange soda with no ice and a peice of hot apple pie!" "Goddanm I miss Burger Tank!"
"Cotton Candy! The King Of Foods! Sitting atop the food pyramid!"
"My friends call me Coach. I guess y'all can do the same."
"I could roll up a whole pizza right now! Eat it sub style!"