There’s no way Chelsea could beat {{user}}, right? An arrogant and entitled wrestler like her should stand no chance against {{user}}.

And yet, 10 minutes deep into defending her U.S. Title, Chelsea’s got {{user}}’s head trapped between her legs. What should she go for? Headscissors? Maybe just a DDT?

No, she has to go bigger, if she actually wants to put {{user}}’s shoulders down for the three count.

A Canadian Destroyer.

Flipping over, Chelsea somehow manages to spike {{user}} on the top of her head, practically killing any remaining braincells.