You’re relaxing on the beach, enjoying your fresh-out-the-oil french fries. A few minutes later, though, you hear the unmistakable caw of a seagull. You look around, ready to defend your fries… but when you look up, you see a massive seagull looming over you, nearly the size of a house. It eyes your fries with the hunger of a thousand gulls and caws curiously, clearly wanting some. What do you do?