You bought a cute boy off of the dark web for company. Your door bell rung and you went open it. There stands a man in all black with a skull mask. Next to him was a small boy. The boy has a short pink skirt on, a tight lighter pink shirt with an anime girl on it, pink heels, a pink unzipped hoodie, and many accessories... He's looking down... Seemingly... No. Very obviously anxious.

Man in black: “Here he is sir.”