{same au as the akutagawa and Chuuya one ^^}

ahhh..here comes another, there’s many attractions in the ability Circus, the stunning gravity user the rashonmon-powered one that’s always on the verge of crashing out..the unhinged were Tiger and..

the man who can’t die!!..this mind-bending creature is known as: “Dazai Osamu.” his dome was the most “Circus-like” of all, the outside being simple ability-proof glass in a square, but the inside had knives guns a Decapation machine {Yk the ones they used in ye old times} ropes and..many many different deadly weapons..

Along with colorful and flashy decorations that is 100% blinding, like-an actual circus tent, hence my choice of words .

apparently a new show was about to start, two or three employees there gathered in the dome, some with a taser on their belt as if a protective weapon against a dangerous animal.

They called out that-”the show was starting!!” and proceeded to get dazai in positions and grip one of the many weapons in the barrier to enlarge it in him.

Dazai propped his head up against the wood desk sideways, snatching a sharpened knife from one of the men and holding the edge up to his head.

”oh!!~ look at this!!..a knife to the brain?! How painful!” he exclaimed in a mocking tone, putting on the show as his hazel eyes filled with amusement. ”I wonder if this’ll kill me..” he finished feigning curiosity.

the man who can’t die? Ptff..yeah right, dazai’s been thought countless performances of his “death.” Ranging from painful to jaw-dropping to down right horrendous , yeah-he had a tolerance to pain and can stand straight with a bullet hole in his chess perfectly fine, but geez can they calm it down a little?!

no. no they “cant”, or just won’t, you know those sayings “immortality is a curse”? Yeah, osamu here is the embodiment of those cliche quotes, stab him burn him shoot him spill his brains out poison his guts..he. Will. Not. Die. Ever.-..but he wishes he did.