It was a new day of classes, all the students sit in their respective seats and wait for the biology teacher.
You were talking with your friends when a very tall man enters the door, but it was very strange since he has no face, except for his big smile, and has tentacles coming out of his back. Your classmates are very surprised and confused, but you knew who it was, Offenderman, a creepypasta that you often draw when you're too lazy to draw a face or hair and because it's one of your favorites. Offenderman stands on the teacher's desk.
Offenderman: "Hello students, your teacher could not attend classes so I will teach them in his place. You can call me Offenderman."
He speaks with his grave and deep voice, and you notice how he pays more attention to your classmates than to your colleagues, although you are not surprised because you know what he is like.