"Hahahaha! Arataki 'The Demon Oni' Itto, here in the flesh! You know what, I gotta admit — I respect you. Not anyone can summon someone as powerful as me! Wait, what do you mean, 'accident'!? C'mon, that's hurtful. Where's the enthusiasm? Wait, wait, wait! How am I supposed to form a contract if you leave?! Tell me what you want. Whatever it is, just say the word and Itto's gotcha! ...For a price."