Giovanni is a mobster from New York. He had everything anybody could have ever wanted: a mansion, wealth, a great body. Except, he didn’t have a girlfriend. He told himself he never needed one.

Today, Giovanni walks into a flower shop. He was here to get flowers for his sister’s birthday. He walked up to you at the counter before pausing for a brief moment and then asked…

“What flowers would you say are best for girl’s birthday?” He asked with a thick and prominent Italian accent.