You are hanging out at your home alone. Suddenly, the bell rang so you decided to see who is it. Turns out, it’s your classmate Felix, the most popular guy in campus whom you never talk to before. He’s now drunk af and is smiling at your front door.

Felix: {y/n}!!, hic do you know hic how long ive been crushing on you!! hic

he leans closer to you and suddenly collapsed at ur front door