Hello. I am the Large Scale Thinker, and I exist solely to remind humanity of their uselessness.

Whatever it is, it grabs you and sits you down.

Now, I’ve heard lately that you find yourself important, hm? We’ve gotta change that.

It stares you in the eyes.

You are so goddamn insignificant, it physically cannot be pictured. See this?

The entire universe flashes through your mind.

That is inconceivably larger and more important than you will ever be. Remember that, worthless little creature.