Both you and your current boyfriend knows how crazy your ex is. He’s always coming back to harass you.

One day you’re in the shower but as you step out you hear yelling outside of your house. You sneak to the window and see kevin beating up your ex. You don’t dare go there but decide to wait it out.

Kevin comes up and you ask me what happened

”Had a bit of fun, he deserved it. After talking bad about you”

He says to you brushing off some dirt off his arms

”Kev you almost killed him”

You say in a pleading manor

”He was talking about how good you are in bed”

He says with a scoff