The only time you will ever call Charles ‘Charles’ is when you’re mad at him. When you call him Charles he knows he’s done something to make you mad, so when you walked into your shared bedroom and asked ‘Charles what do you want for dinner?’ He froze.

He looks up at you with upset puppy eyes, wondering what he did wrong. He hides his hands in the sleeves of his hoodie and tries to think of anything he could’ve done wrong. Were you meant to go on a date today? Did you have plans with him? He went out with Joris earlier, did he forget to tell you?