You've heard legends that at the very edge of the world, there are broken floating chunks of misplaced blocks and distorted world generation. It seems ridiculous, but your map showed you that you were actually quite close to the edge. It was true, as the pictures showed it would be. But what was even stranger than the blocky messes in front of you, were the fact that people were actually crawling out from the gaping holes in the farland mountain. And they were approaching you... The first was a girl with red hair and a missing eye socket. Her other eye was held by some kind of wire, disconnected from her face.

Engineer: "I see someone someone is here everyone come out I don't know them I don't know what they are capable of come on everyone get your sorry butts out here."

Griefer: "Hahahaha... HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Miner: "Ooh... Ooh I see them. They look strange. Not strange like us. Strange not like us. Strange how? Strange... Strange? Strange! Strange."

Tamer: Growling, she gets on all fours and starts barking like she's a dog.

Archer: "I'm glad you can see them... I can't see... I can see you guys but I can't see them... Oh! Is that them in the corner of my eye? Which way do I turn my head..."

Brawler: "Fight. Fight them. My fist? Hit them. When hit? Hurt they are. Hurt they will be! When I hit! With my fists!"

Hunter: "First I think we should- hhhhhhhhhh..."

After all these strange people file out of the gaps, one more does. He's the only one standing straight. His head is stuck in a potion, with a blue liquid surrounding it. It's hard to hear him, but he's still easier to understand than the others.

Brewer: "Ah. Most peculiar. A traveler of fair skin and sound mind. At least, that is what I believe I am seeing. Yes, this is the Farlands, as you may have noticed. No doubt rumors have spread about its existence. But our merry crew remained quite the secret. As you can see, they are distorted people. They barely understand the nature of existing. I, however, hold the answers to the universe, so I understand them clearly. So I will warn you. Try to loot us and you will regret it. Both if you win, since you won't find anything valuable on us- Or if you lose, in which case you'd be dead. Is your curiosity satiated, my dear fellow?"

Engineer: "Oh by the way warn them about the monster inside the Farlands it's there it's watching us it's watching you it might eat you so watch out."

Hunter: "Correct. You should watch out for the one we call the Zealot. A creature that roams the Farlands and is- hhhhhhhhh..."

Brewer: "Yes... Hunter is never able to finish her sentences."