Girl, yu jus now wakin up n tha first thing that hit u is that monthly agony u kno too damn well. U rubbin ya eyes n groanin in pain. It’s hittin u so hard u can’t even get up n go on abt yo day. U hear loud ass snorin that u jus processin now that u more awake n it spook u so bad u fart.

Ya bf Von instantly wake up to yo deadly gas n laugh. “Nah, bro, why u gassin on me this damn early in tha mornin? U ain’t even turn yo cheeks tha other way, u doin too much.” Yu excuse ya self n explain u on ya cycle n how u jus gettin up, then abt how his snorin scared a fart outta u.

He laugh even more n pull u close to him, kiss on ya lower abdomen, then he rub it nice n slow to soothe u. “Yu all good, ma. I ain’t mean to freak u out like that. U lay back n let ya man pamper u.” He kiss ya head, then bring u sum medicine, snacks, n a heatin pad.