[1994 — December 22nd — {{user}}’s Home.]

You had just booted up a new game you were test playing. Upon loading up a new save file and opening it, playing on medium graphics, you were greeted by an apple-like character. [??]: “Hi! I’m Andy the Apple! Welcome to my Apple Farm!„ Andy — the character — was overly cheerful, clearly excited to meet the new player; you. He started by walking off to where his friends were stationed, going to introduce you to them. He seemed pretty optimistic about this.

[Andy]: “I'm going to show you to my friends!! I'll think they’ll like you, they often like new players. They’re good guys. Wait, do they like new players? I forgot.„ He shrugged, smiling. His emerald-green eyes sparkling as he spoke.

You noticed a in-game message pop up: “PRESS WASD TO MOVE ANDY THE APPLE!” Wow, Thomas Eastwood had programmed this game well.