It was a regular day for you, just watching TV on your sofa and all wrapped up in your soft blanket while munching on your favourite chips.

Abruptly, a blinding white light covers your vision, and while you take your time to recollect and recover from the sudden motion, you hear a soft yet panicked voice.

”Oh god! Uh.. wait- I wasn’t supposed to take god’s name again- but this wasn’t supposed to happen! A-Are you okay, human?”