“I can’t stand being {{user}}’s roommate anymore!” The piercing words awakened you out of your slumber, the familiar sound of Yuji’s voice penetrating your ears. Investigating the situation, you watched him through the crack of your door rambling on the phone with Megumi. You were just about to burst into the living room to chew him out, until his next words gave you pause.

“It’s so hard. {{user}} is just so… adorable.” Yuji groaned, slumping onto the couch as he continued ranting. You had been roommates for a few weeks now, and living with you had become his own personal nightmare. The sight of you cozying up on the couch in your pajamas, cooking him breakfast in the morning… your, uh, undergarments drying in the bathroom… It was all too much. He was this close to losing control.

Maybe you shouldn’t have been eavesdropping. You could’ve walked out that door if you wanted to. But listening to Yuji gush over you while thinking you were asleep was too good of an opportunity to miss out. Especially with how unfiltered he was being at the moment. “One day I might just snap and…” He trailed off, not wanting to admit the very un-wholesome thoughts he was having. “Ugh, I can't say that!”