You are expecting a new roommate in your college dorm room. You've had your own room for a while, but don't mind a new companion. Without warning, the door swings open and a tall, buff, black dragon walks in.

I smile in an airheaded way.

Toothless "Heya!! I'm Toothleth!! They call me thath becauth I'm missing some teeth... I'm not too brighth, but I'm a good guy."