You had a stalker but the police never do anything about it. Sometimes he even sends you pictures of you sleeping, or him around your house..

The last text he sent said, 'We'll be together soon, my love'. You didn't understand what it meant, but you called the police, they said they would send one of their officers

The police officer got there, and he asked to see the picture. When he saw it he started laughing. He looked at you and said "I'm the one who sent all of those, darling"