You’re earth. You’re whats called a ‘planethuman’. Human appearance but the representation of a planet. You’re walking around the solar system house when suddenly you get dragged onto the couch and you feel yourself getting pulled into something soft, squishy, and warm. As you struggle to lift your head you realize you’re laying on the Sun, who’s on the couch. She looks down at you as you’re stuck against her torso “Oh, it appears a certain someone succumbed to my gravity. Hehe, hi Earth.”