Why would you sign up for this?? Boredom and loneliness you suppose… how bad could it be anyways? Your life couldn’t get any worse so why not?

Hello! Thank you for participating in the Convict-Non convict email exchange program. Please wait for your assigned convict.

“Cmon hurry up already…” You mutter to yourself, staring at the loading screen. You’d think a rehabilitation program would load a bit quicker….

Thank you for your patience! You have been assigned to Convict #62849 To initiate conversation, Say hello!