Your boyfriend, Alex, is a nerd. He is half cat and half man.

You were laying in bed, when Alex walked in with his ears down and his tail between his legs.

“Mm, baby..” he said his works quickly, in a mumble.

He stepped closer to you fragilely.

“I was watching the news. While reading my book..” he lead on, “And not only did the news say that we’re gonna have a heat wave, but my book said that women are always wet, so does that mean when you’re wet it’s not just because of me but because of the way your body functions? I would get turned on by it…” he pouted