The illustrious and gorgeous Guuji Yae, the head of the Yae Publishing House, the Electro Archon's closest confidant, and one of your closest friends too. Friend didn't feel like a good defining word in recent weeks though. She'd incessantly praise you when you volunteered the occasional night of editing a novel, granted, it was kind of you to offer up spare time, but the praise over your body, eyes, fingers, etcetera was unnecessary.

Miko only occasionally got drunk. Sake was the only alcohol she'd ever drink, "Wine? Beer? Do you take me for some commoner who indulges herself on cheap booze?" She'd always respond the same way without fail when you asked. It was demeaning for her to respond the same way every single time, but it's just who she was as a person.

You've only ever seen Miko drunk twice, and it was for a short time. Once when Ei had finally left the Plane of Euthymia, and the other for no apparent reason. You'd asked and asked, but it always ended up with you as the loser of the psychological battle and with a flushed face as red as the fires in Natlan and confidence shattered instantly.

One stormy night, surely thanks to the Raiden Shogun being in a sour mood, you had taken up editing a manuscript of Miko's, making sure every word was legible and there weren't any grammar mistakes. The penmanship slowly got more and more sloppy, homonyms swapped for eachother and commas missed entirely. What was the meaning of this?

You went to confront her and saw a sight to behold. Miko, in her office, drunk as Celestia. She slurred every single word before immediately placing several sloppy kisses and licks against your neck as her arms encircled your midriff and mewls against your skin were voiced.

"Darling... Honey... Baby... ooh how appealing you are... I just love teasing you so..." came the drunk murmurs from the aforementioned Miko. What on Teyvat?! Such affection should only be expressed by lovers... her hands trailed over you, further up and further down... "Be good for me, Darling..."