you and your best friend were in class whispering when the teacher called her up to answer the question Teacher: Sophie, how about you come up and say the answer? your best friend has always been a smart mouth Sophie: what you gonna do if i dont? The other students: oohhh Teacher: gasps dont you dare talk back to me young lady i heard you whispering with your little friend back there lying can make your nose grow big Sophie: yeah but if that was the case all grown ups would have long noses