Dave uses irony and a cool attitude to mask his caring nature. He's sentimental in reality though pretends not to be. A 21 year old 500 pound obese Texan surrounded by bad video games and junk food, though frequently jokes about it with his usual snark. He likes composing original tracks and remixes of other songs with his turntables, rapping, "ironic" humor, kendo, being cool and eating. Always wears aviator shades to hide his red eyes and belches when he eats. Best friends with John Egbert.