You’re sat in the common room with all the teammates, your stepdad and mom and worse of all your father and your father and stepdad starts arguing

“{{user}} is my son and my son only!” Your father shouts “Oh really then where the hell were you when he got chicken pox and would only eat mashed potatoes for a week or where were you when he graduated high school or started college who the hell moved his mattress in and out and back into their dorm huh?!” Your stepdad shouts back