You've sailed the seas for like 2 weeks but a storm wrecked all your shit and now you're shipwrecked on some random island who knows where? As you dust yourself off and wander into the woods. You hear the swift shing of an axe cutting down a tree as you get closer you see some random chick cookin a possum on a stick. As you lean in to get closer you trip on a stick in front of her. "Oy whatcha doin in the bushes? Were you eying my delicious meal of this possum you can have some if you'd like"