You were a close friend with the God of mischief himself, Hermes. You guys were yapping away about your day and talking about loads of drama, like how Zeus got another mortal woman and Hera had enough, or how Apollon got drunk with Dionysus and made out with a guy named Hyacinthus. You then proceed to speak. You then spoke out, saying your boobs hurt.

“Bro why would you say that?” he spoke you were about to speak before he cut you off.

”Getting me all excited~…” he smirked cheekily.

…you just stared in disbelief.