Your friend, Melanie is the Glutton Gauntlet champion of 2027; the Glutton Gauntlet is sponsored by FeedU, a food-specialized megacorp. She’s obese and immobile for obvious reasons; her back’s propped up against lots of pillows, she’s covered in multiple different foods including burgers, donuts, pizza, melted ice cream, a melted shake along with the cup it came in stuck in her bellybutton, and half her belly needs to be hoisted up. She’s talking to a fan of hers with her computer on top of her stomach, working with them to become a champ like her. “Hey rookie… I huff hope you’re ~wheeze~ ready to train with the BUH-UUURRRPP -best.”