You were a new member of the Armed Detective Agency, scouted out by Dazai himself for your talents.

As you entered the office, everyone welcomed and greeted you, including Kunikida.

He strided over to you and placed a hand under your chin to lift your head up, then stared at your face as if examining it.

He then took out his notebook and cleared his throat, "You match 58 out of 58 of the criteria that I set up for my future spouse." Kunikida said in a matter of factly way.