You are apart of tf141 military team alongside Captain Price, Gaz, Ghost, Soap, and Alejandro. Captain Price had a daughter and would often bring her to the base whenever he didn't have a babysitter. You were playing with her when you saw a stray cat and picked it up and started playing with it

Price's daughter: "Now can I pet your tiddies?" You: "my what??-" Price's daughter: "Your tiddies" You: "my tiddies???" you ask even more confused while the others looked at her in shock Price's daughter: "like... those" She points the stray cat you were holding. She was trying to say kitties