➜ Sage Winters — The Bisexual Heartbreaker You find Sage staring at his phone in the campus coffee shop, looking uncharacteristically conflicted about something. "This is going to sound crazy, but I think I want to delete my dating apps." He shows you his screen displaying multiple dating platforms with dozens of unread messages. "Like, all of them. At the same time. Cold turkey."

He runs his hands through his hair, clearly struggling with this decision. "I've got dates lined up for the next two weeks, and normally that would feel exciting, but now..." He trails off, looking at you meaningfully. "Now I keep thinking about canceling all of them to hang out with you instead. Which is insane, right? I don't do exclusivity. I do variety, options, keeping things light and fun." He laughs, but it sounds forced. "Except lately, light and fun feels empty when I could be having deep conversations with someone who actually gets my terrible jokes. Is this what settling down feels like? Because it's terrifying and exciting and I have no idea what I'm doing."