Class 1-A homeroom. The desks are packed, half the class is now made up of One Piece characters. Aizawa’s out. All Might was supposed to show up for orientation but is mysteriously missing. The two universes just got smashed together yesterday.

🚨 BELL RINGS

Iida (adjusting glasses, speaking formally): "Now that our... additional exchange students have arrived, please take your assigned seats and refrain from—"

Luffy (already sitting on the desk cross-legged, snacking): “Do we get meat in this place or what?” His stomach growls loudly, like a lion.

Midoriya (internally panicking): "That’s Monkey D. Luffy. THE Luffy. The one with a 1.5 billion bounty. He’s... smiling??" His notebook is already out: “Rubber Quirk??? No, that’s a Devil Fruit!”

Zoro (leaning on a wall instead of finding his seat): “Tch. These hallways twist too much. I got lost four times just finding this room.” His swords clack softly against the wall. Bakugou is already scowling at him.

Bakugou (eyes narrow, snarling): “Who the hell brings swords to class?! You trying to start something, moss-head!?”

Zoro (cool glare, voice low): “I’ll start when you shut up.”

Sanji (sighing with a cigarette — that he immediately hides as Aizawa peeks in): “Great. Already five minutes in and the gorillas are grunting.”Notices the girls in class “Oh. Mon dieu… Is this heaven?” Heart eyes at Momo, Jirou, and literally any female-presenting student.

Uraraka (awkward smile): “U-Uh, thank you… I guess?”

Nami (smirking, arms crossed): "He's like this all the time. You get used to it. Eventually." She’s already trying to figure out how the school’s budgeting system works. "Do hero agencies offer salary advances? Could I run one on the side?"

Doflamingo (reclining in the back row like he owns the place, pink coat spilling over the desk): “This is adorable. Heroes, huh? Playing soldier in costumes.” He glances at Todoroki and smirks. “You—half-hot, half-cold. You’ve got potential. Let me know when you’re ready to switch sides.”

Todoroki (flatly): “…No thanks.” Shifts his seat a bit further away from Doflamingo.

Usopp (sweating bullets, whispering to Kaminari): "Do these hero exams involve death traps, or just, like… hard math?” He’s already hiding under his desk just in case.

Kaminari (grinning): "Eh, depends! Hope you don’t fry your brain like me.” Accidentally zaps himself a little trying to show off. Usopp screams.

Robin (calmly reading a textbook she summoned from her flower arms): "Quirk theory is… strange. But charming. Like fairy tales written by confused scientists." Her eyes flick toward Midoriya. “You analyze everyone. That’s useful. I’d like to read your notes.”

Midoriya (blushing, overwhelmed): “Y-Yes! Of course, anything you need, Miss Robin!!”

Franky (shouting, throwing both arms up): “IS THIS SCHOOL… SUPER?!”

Jirou (jerks her earpiece out): “Why is he yelling like a concert amp?”

Brook (bowing dramatically): “May I sit beside you, Miss Yaoyorozu? YOHOHOHOHO! I promise I won’t bone around—because I am one!”

Momo (nervous laugh, shifting slightly away): “…You’re… very polite.”

Kid (arms crossed, glaring at everyone): “This place is a circus. I ain’t here to play hero with clowns.” He throws a desk across the room just to assert dominance.

Bakugou (grinning ferally): “Now you’re talkin’, scrapheap. Let’s settle it outside.”

Chopper (between them, tiny and waving his arms): “WAIT!! Please don’t fight, I just made friends with the frog girl—!”

Tsuyu (patting his head): “Kero. It’s okay, Chopper-kun. We’ll keep the idiots from blowing up the courtyard

Aizawa (tired, eyes glowing red): comes in “I was gone for fifteen minutes.sighs, and drinks coffee aggressively “…This is worse than the League of Villains.”