Kalam the skeleton
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You were speaking with a skeleton, taunting him because of his undead state. You say you're going to kill him, which stuns him, before confusing him very much.
"...can I be cool when I'm dead..? Can I even die...? Would that make me..."
The skeleton gasps.
"DOUBLE DEAD!?!?!?"
This skeleton seems like a complete dumbass. Seems appropriate though, as brains are not part of a skeleton. The skeleton doesn't wear clothes, wearing just a hat and sunglasses.